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humansofnewyork:

“If you could give one piece of advice to a large group of people, what would it be?”“Keep your powder dry.”“What does that mean?”“I’m not sure. I think it’s an 18th Century thing.”“Ok… well, what’s your greatest struggle right now?”“Getting across this road is gonna be pretty tough.”

humansofnewyork:

“If you could give one piece of advice to a large group of people, what would it be?”
“Keep your powder dry.”
“What does that mean?”
“I’m not sure. I think it’s an 18th Century thing.”
“Ok… well, what’s your greatest struggle right now?”
“Getting across this road is gonna be pretty tough.”

— 21 hours ago with 2491 notes
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dionthesocialist:

Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.

(via thevoicesarentallbad)

— 21 hours ago with 55433 notes
bostonderby:

You know who else on our league has fancy feet? Mangle. Look at that lady blocking—WHILE JAMMING!—and using it to propel herself out of the pack.

Daaaaang girl.

bostonderby:

You know who else on our league has fancy feet? Mangle. Look at that lady blocking—WHILE JAMMING!—and using it to propel herself out of the pack.

Daaaaang girl.

(via fuckyeahderbybitches)

— 22 hours ago with 37 notes

I absolutely love all the Pokemon Fusion stuff that is flooding my dashboard right now.  Keep it coming little babies.

— 22 hours ago with 3 notes
#you're all little babies  #btw  #it's cool though 

dozydozy:

Hash Pipe (1920’s Great Gatsby Style Weezer Cover) - Thomas Jefferson and His Ragtime Orchestra

This is awesome.

— 23 hours ago with 2 notes
#yeah man  #yeah